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"I met a chap the other day who'd never climbed Everest."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

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"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Does my head look big in this?'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Do you come here often?'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I want one of those!"

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I wonder what this was for."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"