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"I met a chap the other day who'd never climbed Everest."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

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'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Official Team Cap With Beard

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Does my head look big in this?'

'Do you come here often?'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"I wonder what this was for."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"