Peacekeeper Mom Prints

Mother telling off quarreling children

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"I think we'd make a good team!"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

UNFADED GLORY

Anti-war libra.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

A world divided by the war

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

Whiskey wars

Earth and war

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

A divided world.

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"Tell me, how long have you been having these feelings of inadequacy?"

Aleppo vs. Russia