Pea Enthusiast Mugs

'Back up ladies.. False alarm! It's not a grass planet..It's mushy peas!'

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

An expecting Pea pod wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying PEA

"I'm a pea. It's only natural that I have a podcast."

Mange tout or man get out

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Fresh pepper?"

"I come here for the pepper."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Table Of The Elephants

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

Pea

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Grocery Shopping

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"Fresh pepper?"

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'My final offer.'