Pea Plant Aficionado Mugs

"Still trying to grow mushy peas,Alf?"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'That plant food really works!'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"I've seen a tulip before."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Watering Flowers

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Table Of The Elephants

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Pea

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

The garden lady.

'Back up ladies.. False alarm! It's not a grass planet..It's mushy peas!'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"