Pea Person Mugs

Pea

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'Back up ladies.. False alarm! It's not a grass planet..It's mushy peas!'

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

"Keep it open."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"Hey. What are you doing to that card?"

The Hardon Colander.

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

Mange tout or man get out

An expecting Pea pod wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying PEA

'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'

"And a bag of peanuts."

'It's a trade-off. Either we let him sleep here or we turn up the thermostat.'

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

"Still trying to grow mushy peas,Alf?"

Gregor Mendel

A Birdie Feeder

"Bad dog."

Brian took the annual pea-shooting competition very seriously indeed!

"I'm a pea. It's only natural that I have a podcast."

"Is that your answer to everything? Sleep on it?"

El Emeno Peas

'He started at the bottom and found it to be his comfort zone'

'Two chicken lip toasties and three salmon leg baguettes...I'm guessing you're a new apprentice.'