Pea Person T-Shirts

Pea

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'Back up ladies.. False alarm! It's not a grass planet..It's mushy peas!'

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

Avoid Constant Borrowing

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

"Hey. What are you doing to that card?"

"Keep it open."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

The Hardon Colander.

Snowman walking his dog

An expecting Pea pod wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying PEA

Mange tout or man get out

'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'

"And a bag of peanuts."

'It's a trade-off. Either we let him sleep here or we turn up the thermostat.'

A Birdie Feeder

Gregor Mendel

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

"Still trying to grow mushy peas,Alf?"

"Bad dog."

El Emeno Peas

Yeah, his new shell looks weird, but it smells weirdly delicious.

"I'm a pea. It's only natural that I have a podcast."

Brian took the annual pea-shooting competition very seriously indeed!

"Is that your answer to everything? Sleep on it?"

'He started at the bottom and found it to be his comfort zone'