Pea Pundit T-Shirts

Dress the inquisitive in style! Our t-shirts for the pea pundit feature smart, quirky designs that showcase their love for curiosity and creative thinking.

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"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..." mockup

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

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"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep." mockup

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

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'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.' mockup

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

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Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose. mockup

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

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"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction." mockup

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

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Pea

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"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée." mockup

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

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"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

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"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month." mockup

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

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"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?" mockup

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

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'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.' mockup

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

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"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?" mockup

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

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New York Scatological Society

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'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.' mockup

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

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"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it." mockup

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

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"Pie chart"

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"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?" mockup

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

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"As a cost-cutting measure, for our fall list we have decided to bypass traditional bookstore sales and subsequent remaindering, and instead go directly to the shredder."

"As a cost-cutting measure, for our fall list we have decided to bypass traditional bookstore sales and subsequent remaindering, and instead go directly to the shredder."

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