Pea Particle Enthusiast T-Shirts

The Hardon Colander.

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Subatomic particles

Pea

'Back up ladies.. False alarm! It's not a grass planet..It's mushy peas!'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Studying String Cheese Theory

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

'We must construct our own large hadron collider so that we can obtain results that are consistent with our cultural heritage.'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

"I never expected to collide into you!"

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

"Not again!"

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

"You both have something in common. Dr. Davis has discovered a particle which nobody has seen, and Prof. Higbe has discovered a galaxy which nobody has seen."

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

Mange tout or man get out

An expecting Pea pod wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying PEA

'Particles, particles, particles.'

Why Physics and Politics Don't Mix

"Ahem...any other reasons why you think you'd be suitable for working at the Large Hadron Collider?"

"Still trying to grow mushy peas,Alf?"

Gregor Mendel

"I've done it – I've found the most basic particle!"

'What's the matter with your cyclotron?'

El Emeno Peas

'Oh yeah! Well I must've found a particle THIS small.'