Pea Particle Enthusiast Prints

The Hardon Colander.

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Subatomic particles

Pea

'Back up ladies.. False alarm! It's not a grass planet..It's mushy peas!'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Studying String Cheese Theory

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

'We must construct our own large hadron collider so that we can obtain results that are consistent with our cultural heritage.'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"I never expected to collide into you!"

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

"Not again!"

"You both have something in common. Dr. Davis has discovered a particle which nobody has seen, and Prof. Higbe has discovered a galaxy which nobody has seen."

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

'Particles, particles, particles.'

An expecting Pea pod wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying PEA

"Ahem...any other reasons why you think you'd be suitable for working at the Large Hadron Collider?"

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

Mange tout or man get out

"I've done it – I've found the most basic particle!"

Gregor Mendel

'What's the matter with your cyclotron?'

"Still trying to grow mushy peas,Alf?"

El Emeno Peas

'Oh yeah! Well I must've found a particle THIS small.'

'You can stop looking now, it sounds like they've found the Higgs Boson!'