Pea Enthusiast Pillows

'Back up ladies.. False alarm! It's not a grass planet..It's mushy peas!'

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

An expecting Pea pod wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying PEA

"I'm a pea. It's only natural that I have a podcast."

Mange tout or man get out

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"I come here for the pepper."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

Table Of The Elephants

Pea

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

Grocery Shopping

"Fresh pepper?"