Peachy Enthusiast Mugs

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Occu-Pie Mars

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Beach Barbecue

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Baroque Peacock

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Have you seen my dad?"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Espresso Martini Peacock

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Prosecco Peacock

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

Easter Egg Delivery

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."