Peachy Enthusiast Gifts

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Occu-Pie Mars

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Baroque Peacock

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Prosecco Peacock

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Secret sweetie drawer...

Easter Egg Delivery

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.