Payment Plan Ponderer Pillows

Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows that celebrate their thoughtful payment planning skills. Soft, stylish, and humorous, these pillows make a clever home accent.

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"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..." mockup

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

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'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!' mockup

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

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'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .' mockup

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

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"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!" mockup

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

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"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..." mockup

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

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"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government." mockup

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

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"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed." mockup

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

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'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...' mockup

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

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"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ." mockup

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

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'When bad 401ks happen to good people' mockup

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

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Passing the Pension Time Bomb

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"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing." mockup

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

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'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.' mockup

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

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Retirement Issues

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"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement." mockup

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

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Less is more.

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A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia. mockup

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

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'No raise, but we can make your desk and chair one-inch taller.'

'No raise, but we can make your desk and chair one-inch taller.' mockup

'No raise, but we can make your desk and chair one-inch taller.'

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"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays." mockup

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

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'Stare at it all you want sir, but I can assure you, no one is going to jump out and yell 'April Fools.'

'Stare at it all you want sir, but I can assure you, no one is going to jump out and yell 'April Fools.' mockup

'Stare at it all you want sir, but I can assure you, no one is going to jump out and yell 'April Fools.'

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"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up." mockup

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

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'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.' mockup

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

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"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?" mockup

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

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'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.' mockup

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

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"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser." mockup

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

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'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!'

'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!' mockup

'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!'

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'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.' mockup

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

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"I keep my savings under my mattress. It's the only way I'll ever be able to retire on my money."

"I keep my savings under my mattress. It's the only way I'll ever be able to retire on my money." mockup

"I keep my savings under my mattress. It's the only way I'll ever be able to retire on my money."

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'The money you've saved to last through your old age is gone and, h-hh-m...you're still here!'

'The money you've saved to last through your old age is gone and, h-hh-m...you're still here!' mockup

'The money you've saved to last through your old age is gone and, h-hh-m...you're still here!'

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' I earn a six-figure income, if you count those two little numbers after the decimal point.'

' I earn a six-figure income, if you count those two little numbers after the decimal point.' mockup

' I earn a six-figure income, if you count those two little numbers after the decimal point.'

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"There's a worry that if we impose rules on hedge funds they may leave the UK..."

"There's a worry that if we impose rules on hedge funds they may leave the UK..." mockup

"There's a worry that if we impose rules on hedge funds they may leave the UK..."

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'I'm new here. What type of retirement plan do they offer?'

'I'm new here. What type of retirement plan do they offer?' mockup

'I'm new here. What type of retirement plan do they offer?'

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Payment Plan Ponderer Pillows Collection

Payment Plan Ponderer Mugs

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Payment Plan Ponderer Prints

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Payment Plan Ponderer T-Shirts

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