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"Paper or Plastic?"

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

'No raise, but we can make your desk and chair one-inch taller.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'Stare at it all you want sir, but I can assure you, no one is going to jump out and yell 'April Fools.'

' I earn a six-figure income, if you count those two little numbers after the decimal point.'

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"My take home pay must have gone to someone else's house."

'By not getting a raise, you're making a nice contribution to our bottom line.'

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

'To be honest, I did expect a better bonus this year.'

'And remember - happiness can't buy you money.'

'Doc, when I had a look at my salary statement, I got a motivation leak'!

'Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg?' Francis has always struggled with philosophy.

"I always just check the box without reading that stuff."

"We earn more every couple of days than Willie Mays ever got for a full season. Are we overpaid, or what?"

"I can't bear the way he dishes out the pay-packets"

Every man is innocent until proven broke.

'OK, footballers are not worth their millions - how much would YOU pay to watch someone do YOUR job?'

Drinks vending machine: Tea, Coffee, No idea what this is, Urgh, and Best not.

'The company bought you a health club membership, and now you want to take sick leave?'

The Ghost of Christmas Post - a floating postman appears from a man's bedroom wall, two months late delivering his Christmas mail.

"You have a great philosophy, and, with your permission, I think I can turn it into a ton of money."

'My take home pay won't even take me home.'