Paying For Orthodontics Gifts

'I'll need to run a few more tests. . . to cover my daughter's orthodontia.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Beer Stall

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Bottle Distillery

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Shark with Braces.

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Malty tasking.'