Orthodontist Gifts

"She's definitely had work done."

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

Man's dentures hold cigar.

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

'What sort of filling do you want?'

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

'These braces won't stand out too much, will they?'

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

'Stupid gag reflex.'

'How much extra would it cost to get my tooth whitened?'

'Dude, you really need braces.'

'My phone is wireless and my laptop is wireless. Next week the dentist takes my braces off and I'll be wireless.'

'Excuse me being so nervous, this is my first extraction.' 'Relax. This is my first extraction too.'

"Braces? I'm just not comfortable with all that metal in my mouth."

Godzilla's Dentist.

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

'I don't care what the orthodontist says, you're not getting braces!'

'I've got to wear a brace,,,my teeth don't stick out'

'I've got rotten teeth and you need glasses, ironic does not even cover it!'

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

"I had to get braces."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"It's a good thing you brought your car in when you did, my daughter needs braces."

'Lester, the lazy dentist'

"His dentures keep slipping."

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"I hear your fix choppers."

"Skip the Hygiene Video, just pick my teeth."

"I just found out what braces cost."

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

'Ok, well I can give you a full teeth examination, but I suspect that they're all rotten.'