Orthodontist Pillows

"She's definitely had work done."

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

Man's dentures hold cigar.

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

Licensed to drill.

'What sort of filling do you want?'

'I can assure you our x-ray procedures follow very strict health and safety guidelines.'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

Dentist asks lion if he's considered health insurance.

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

'These braces won't stand out too much, will they?'

'How much extra would it cost to get my tooth whitened?'

'Stupid gag reflex.'

'Dude, you really need braces.'

After installing a set of braces, Dr, Ortford went through a thorough quality-control procedure,

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

'My phone is wireless and my laptop is wireless. Next week the dentist takes my braces off and I'll be wireless.'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

"Braces? I'm just not comfortable with all that metal in my mouth."

Godzilla's Dentist.

'Excuse me being so nervous, this is my first extraction.' 'Relax. This is my first extraction too.'

Health costs soaring in the U.S., Americans are going to other countries for medical care.

'I don't care what the orthodontist says, you're not getting braces!'

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

Child asking for braces from Santa.

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

"I'm thinking of having my tooth capped."

'I've got rotten teeth and you need glasses, ironic does not even cover it!'

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'I've got to wear a brace,,,my teeth don't stick out'

"Oh, stop whining - you knew this was just a dental practice."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

"I had to get braces."