Orthodontic Treatment Pillows

'You'll be a new man after this procedure.' 'Good, send my bill to the new man.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

So you're a mocking bird...

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Shark with Braces.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Caliologist

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

"That explains all the cavities."

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"