Orthodontists Gifts

'Help! My retainers have me trapped by refrigerator magnets!'

Dentist using explosives. (Don't do this at home!)

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Polluted geese

The tooth fairy.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

Geese's Thoughts.

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'