Paying For Orthodontics Prints

'I'll need to run a few more tests. . . to cover my daughter's orthodontia.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beer Stall

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Bottle Distillery

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Shark with Braces.

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Malty tasking.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'