Pawsome Program Viewer Gifts

The dog food channel.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

"You're amazing!"

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

Love.

Pets on holiday.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"He's a real dog person."

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

"Are they still following us?"

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

PETFLIX

'So you're a cat person...'

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

Cats on Pinterest

Best Man's best friend.

'I guess I should have known when she signed us up for the gift registry as a pet shop.'

'But it's still early. Why don't you come on in, and we'll splinter a bone together?'