Paws For Thought Leader Gifts

On strike - Do your own barking.

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

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Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

"It's nice to be wanted."

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

X-RAY

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

George Santayana

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'I inherited therefore I am'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"Embrace the idea, Stevens, not the ideator."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

Dog Thoughts

Animal office workers at a meeting. Lion says to giraffe: 'Gerry, I think you're best placed to do a spot of blue-sky thinking on this.'

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

Followers

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

Our staff are very pleased, she's one of the brightest in her class. (What do you expect? I'm a genius!) I don't know where she gets it from...

Dave wondered how people thought of ideas before the invention of the light bulb.

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

'Head of Ideas' In and Out trays