Paws For Thought Leader Pillows

On strike - Do your own barking.

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Twitter censorship

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

"It's nice to be wanted."

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

X-RAY

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'I inherited therefore I am'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

Animal office workers at a meeting. Lion says to giraffe: 'Gerry, I think you're best placed to do a spot of blue-sky thinking on this.'

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

Followers

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Descartes' dog.

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

'Head of Ideas' In and Out trays

Dave wondered how people thought of ideas before the invention of the light bulb.

Our staff are very pleased, she's one of the brightest in her class. (What do you expect? I'm a genius!) I don't know where she gets it from...

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."