Paw-sitively Catholic Gifts

No Caption. (Priest walks his dog and his dog wears a priest collar.)

'That was fun!'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Humans are strange."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

'Let's see those smiles.'

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

Heel! Toe!

If they were cats

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

'This one keeps dog time.'

'Is it for your wife or your girl friend?'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'Idiot.'

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

'He's the laziest dog I've ever seen.'

Dog obedience school

"That is not my pee I'm smelling."

Man salutes as cat walks in.