Paw-sitively Catholic Pillows

'That was fun!'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Humans are strange."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

Heel! Toe!

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

If they were cats

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

'This one keeps dog time.'

'Idiot.'

'Is it for your wife or your girl friend?'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

'He's the laziest dog I've ever seen.'

Dog obedience school

Man salutes as cat walks in.

'Is he good or what?!'

"That is not my pee I'm smelling."