Patient Of Distinction Pillows

'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

'Bored?'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

"Are you going to move?"

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

A feast in a hospital bed.

Man hospitalized and in a full body cast is reading bedtime stories.

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

'There's only one side effect from this medication. It starts when you don't pay my bill!'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"Take me! After 15 minutes of cell phone chatter and day-time TV, a colonoscopy will be a relief!"

Burt's love of garlic was making him most unpopular with the other patients.

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"

'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeovut menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the High St!'

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

'-and who's next?'

'I don't suppose it occured to you to simply agree to disagree?'

Expect delays.

Chess players covered in cobwebs

'Stop complaining or I'll take you home and serve you some of my husband's cooking!'

'Just in case, I want you to shorten your Bucket List down to just one thing that you can do in this room.'

Sven behaving badly - "That's a nasty skvint. I'm gonna haf to sterilise you."