Dramatic Patient Pillows

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

'Brain surgery, right?'

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Operation/Grim Reaper

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

"We are in the bear's house. Goldilocks has just eaten a bowl of porridge. Papa Bear enters."

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'I asked you for one good reason why I should follow your advice, not six.'

'You can't sue. If you hadn't put the surgical gown on backwards, we would not have removed the wrong organ.'

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

Man hospitalized and in a full body cast is reading bedtime stories.