Dramatic Tv Fan Pillows

Eastenders...Warning! May contain crying and shouting.

Cut!

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Theatre Crowd

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Miami Mice

A couple decides what to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Larry King

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

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As Seen Watching TV

Scientific Method Acting

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"Let's just binge watch this."

Eurydice in prison

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"The season finale of the world is near."

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

'Safe!'

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."