Patient People Pillows

"Been waiting long?"

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'Bored?'

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

Please Wait and wait and wait.

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

"Are you going to move?"

'Of course, they're healthy - they listen to me far better than my patients do.'

"I've never felt better in my life."

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

A feast in a hospital bed.

Thanks TSA

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

'There's only one side effect from this medication. It starts when you don't pay my bill!'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"Take me! After 15 minutes of cell phone chatter and day-time TV, a colonoscopy will be a relief!"

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

'Fashion Victim.'

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeovut menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the High St!'