Patient Education Pillows

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Distance to avoid contagion

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"Gross."

WHO checklist

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

Doctors Discussion

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

'Bored?'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

Too Skinny, Too Fat

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

"This is a teaching hospital."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'

Criminal Germs

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'