Patient Upgrader Pillows

"It finally finished the update! But it started the update in 2004!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

I can be upgraded, can you?

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

'Let's just see how intuitive this software really is.'

"I wish I hadn't rushed out and bought this model, your new model is much better!"

"Our smart home just texted us. It said instead of binge watching shows, we should be updating it. It wants us to start with the kitchen."

STRIP Hambone: expensive new computer model

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

STRIP Hambone: 'We've finally paid off the �23,000 on this one...'

'It's not directed at you. Most of us have to upgrade our computers a month after buying them.'

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

'Someday, son, you will have to make the hard decisions, buy new or upgrade.'

"Why didn't they do all these updates at the computer factory?"

"My husband is much like his computer. . . a constant work in progress."

'I'm upgrading. What's the difference between these two?' '

'Someday, I hope to be a smart phone.'

'Teachers can't be bought off with apples today. Maybe if I gave her small kitchen appliances?'