Patient Upgrader Gifts

The patient upgrader is someone who values patience, persistence, and continuous self-improvement. Whether they're conquering challenges or nurturing their creative spirit, find unique gifts that match their drive for growth. Our collection of witty and motivational items is perfect to acknowledge their journey and encourage their next upgrade. From stylish mugs to inspiring prints, surprise your patient upgrader with something that celebrates their dedication to personal development and creative pursuits.

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"It finally finished the update! But it started the update in 2004!"

"It finally finished the update! But it started the update in 2004!" mockup

"It finally finished the update! But it started the update in 2004!"

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"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..." mockup

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

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'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.' mockup

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

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'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.' mockup

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

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"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer." mockup

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

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I can be upgraded, can you?

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'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.' mockup

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

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A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00" mockup

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

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"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades." mockup

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

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'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.' mockup

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

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'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?' mockup

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

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'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.' mockup

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

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"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded." mockup

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

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'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.' mockup

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

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"I think you need to update your mobile device."

"I think you need to update your mobile device." mockup

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

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'Let's just see how intuitive this software really is.'

'Let's just see how intuitive this software really is.' mockup

'Let's just see how intuitive this software really is.'

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"I wish I hadn't rushed out and bought this model, your new model is much better!"

"I wish I hadn't rushed out and bought this model, your new model is much better!" mockup

"I wish I hadn't rushed out and bought this model, your new model is much better!"

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"Our smart home just texted us. It said instead of binge watching shows, we should be updating it. It wants us to start with the kitchen."

"Our smart home just texted us. It said instead of binge watching shows, we should be updating it. It wants us to start with the kitchen." mockup

"Our smart home just texted us. It said instead of binge watching shows, we should be updating it. It wants us to start with the kitchen."

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STRIP Hambone: expensive new computer model

STRIP Hambone: expensive new computer model mockup

STRIP Hambone: expensive new computer model

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"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model." mockup

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

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STRIP Hambone: 'We've finally paid off the �23,000 on this one...'

STRIP Hambone: 'We've finally paid off the �23,000 on this one...' mockup

STRIP Hambone: 'We've finally paid off the �23,000 on this one...'

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'It's not directed at you. Most of us have to upgrade our computers a month after buying them.'

'It's not directed at you. Most of us have to upgrade our computers a month after buying them.' mockup

'It's not directed at you. Most of us have to upgrade our computers a month after buying them.'

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'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!' mockup

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

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'Someday, son, you will have to make the hard decisions, buy new or upgrade.'

'Someday, son, you will have to make the hard decisions, buy new or upgrade.' mockup

'Someday, son, you will have to make the hard decisions, buy new or upgrade.'

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"Why didn't they do all these updates at the computer factory?"

"Why didn't they do all these updates at the computer factory?" mockup

"Why didn't they do all these updates at the computer factory?"

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"My husband is much like his computer. . . a constant work in progress."

"My husband is much like his computer. . . a constant work in progress." mockup

"My husband is much like his computer. . . a constant work in progress."

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'I'm upgrading. What's the difference between these two?' '

'I'm upgrading. What's the difference between these two?' ' mockup

'I'm upgrading. What's the difference between these two?' '

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'Someday, I hope to be a smart phone.' mockup

'Someday, I hope to be a smart phone.'

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'Teachers can't be bought off with apples today. Maybe if I gave her small kitchen appliances?'

'Teachers can't be bought off with apples today. Maybe if I gave her small kitchen appliances?' mockup

'Teachers can't be bought off with apples today. Maybe if I gave her small kitchen appliances?'

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Patient Upgrader Gifts Collection

Patient Upgrader Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for your patient upgrader—bring humor and motivation to their daily coffee routine.

Patient Upgrader Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows that celebrate patience and growth—perfect for inspiring their space.

Patient Upgrader Prints

Browse inspiring prints that honor the journey of self-improvement—ideal for decorating their creative space.

Patient Upgrader T-Shirts

Discover witty and inspiring t-shirts tailored for the creative upgrader—ideal for expressing their resilient spirit.