Patience Avoider Pillows

'All you're ever interested in are get-rich-quick schemes. What's your hurry?'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Nervous at a party.

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

Snail crossing

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

"Get rich slow"

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'