Patience Avoider Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a patience avoider with a creative streak? Our collection features witty and lighthearted mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their spirited personality. Inspire laughter and understanding with unique designs that speak to their fiery yet lovable nature. Whether it's a cheeky mug or an expressive print, find something that resonates and makes a memorable gift for anyone who's mastered the art of avoiding patience.

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'All you're ever interested in are get-rich-quick schemes. What's your hurry?'

'All you're ever interested in are get-rich-quick schemes. What's your hurry?' mockup

'All you're ever interested in are get-rich-quick schemes. What's your hurry?'

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'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.' mockup

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

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A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting. mockup

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

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Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do. mockup

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

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'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.' mockup

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

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"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?" mockup

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

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Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign. mockup

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

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"Try letting the ball come to you." mockup

"Try letting the ball come to you."

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'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!' mockup

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

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"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?" mockup

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

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Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks. mockup

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

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Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age. mockup

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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'Melvin, you're trying my patience.' mockup

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

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Nervous at a party.

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Snail crossing

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'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.' mockup

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

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"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!" mockup

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

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Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea. mockup

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

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Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life... mockup

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

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'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...' mockup

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

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"Get rich slow"

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"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have." mockup

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

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"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

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