Patience Promoters Gifts

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

Fishing.

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

Snail crossing

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

"Get rich slow"

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'You've made fine progress since morning. You'll be first in line tomorrow.'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

'If you were in a hurry, sir, you shoudn't have ordered the overnight marinade.'

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."