Paternity Reveal Gifts

Father reveal party

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

A little bird told me...

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

'I demand a DNA test.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

New arrival

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Baby name suggestions.

Uterus: One size fits all.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

Smartphone Sonogram

'Mom says she has a souffl

'Trust me, the term 'blissfully pregnant' is an oxymoron.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'