Pastoral Nostalgist Pillows

"I grew up on a farm. In fact, I learned to ride a horse before I could walk!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Paper Route

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

If you give a mouse a french cookie

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

Rapunzel as a child.

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

Santa delivering newspapers

"...and I'm saying we would've been here a lot quicker if we had used the SatNav rather than follow that stupid star."

Victorian mother and daughter.

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

'Did you know, when dad was a kid, he nursed a baby bird back to health with an eyedropper?' 'So, he's not the gruff parent he pretends to be?'

Times Change in Camden Town

'Which tape shall we watch, the wedding or the honeymoon?'

'Thanks, boy. But I'm reading the paper off-line today.'

"Sorry, but nobody around here reads anymore."