Bible Story Nostalgist Pillows

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

The Paper Route

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Moses' TV guide.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

The King In The Rain.

'If Adam and Eve didn't have any clothes, why didn't they go to the mall?'

Mass Exodus.

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

"Now who's being judgy?"

Woodpecker Ark.

"Nooo. Not my legs."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"