Pastis Enthusiast Gifts

"12 German beers and 12 French Pastis. . . this guy is a true European!"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Today's special... donuts.

Under pressure.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Eldrow

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Italia tours

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Pasta

Jewish Geometry

Coffee shop

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Old Phones Lasagne

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

"George often brings his work home with him."

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

"Linguini for two?"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"