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"It seems as though all of this global warming has had very little effect on my bucatini carbonara."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Pasta

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

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The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

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"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Al Dante

'Do you call this spaghetti'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

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"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Holy Macaroni,

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Spaghetti Road

"Linguini for two?"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

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