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"It seems as though all of this global warming has had very little effect on my bucatini carbonara."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

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'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

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"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

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'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

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"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

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"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"Linguini for two?"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

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