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'I'll have Spinotti Vermtimicelli.' 'That's the name of the propriotor.'

Any time is cake o'clock

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

I love Cannelloni

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'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

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"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

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'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Old Phones Lasagne

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Al Dante

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

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Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Spaghetti Road

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Holy Macaroni,

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

"Linguini for two?"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

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