Pasta Protector T-Shirts

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

Under pressure.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

I love Cannelloni

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Al Dante

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Holy Macaroni,

Spaghetti Road

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Food Pyramid

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

'You've had enough!'

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

Antonio Carluccio.

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"Start Sucking!"

'I want you outta town by sundown, Partner... this is a spaghetti western - no place for a fettucini!'

"Have they no shame?"