Pasta Protector Prints

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

Under pressure.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

I love Cannelloni

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Al Dante

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Spaghetti Road

Holy Macaroni,

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Food Pyramid

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

'You've had enough!'

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"Start Sucking!"

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

You know I'm never going to say when, right?

Antonio Carluccio.

All I can say is, thank goodness for nametags. Penne. Bowtie. Ziti. Fettuccini. Rotini. Campanelle.

'I want you outta town by sundown, Partner... this is a spaghetti western - no place for a fettucini!'