Recipe Protector Prints

"Mom loved that you used her recipe for squash casserole. Thanks for not making it better than she does."

Come dine with me!

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Baker Romance

'Men's cooking'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

Cook in the cookery section.

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

She found baking helped enormously.

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I misplaced a decimal point in the cookbook.'

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Chef makes a cook book.

Recipes.

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."