Recipe Protector Pillows

"Mom loved that you used her recipe for squash casserole. Thanks for not making it better than she does."

Come dine with me!

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Baker Romance

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'Men's cooking'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

Cook in the cookery section.

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

She found baking helped enormously.

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

Chef makes a cook book.

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

Recipes.

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I misplaced a decimal point in the cookbook.'

Secret Family Recipes