Secret Recipe Protector Prints

'My secret receipe.' 'Kept in a big safe.'

Come dine with me!

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'Men's cooking'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

Cook in the cookery section.

Seminal moments in Chicken History

Cheese Secret

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

She found baking helped enormously.

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I misplaced a decimal point in the cookbook.'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

Secret Family Recipes

Emeril Lagasse

Recipes.

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."