Password Savant Pillows

"I allow you to use my name as your password, so the least you could do is feed me some table scraps from time to time."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

What security flaw?

I just realized how vulnerable I am to people who could hack my phone, my self-driving car, my tv, my garage door opener … So I bought a device called "Trojan Horse: that's supposed to protect me from all that. It connects to my wifi router. It monitors all my web traffic, all my connected devices, and ... well, I'm not exactly sure what it does, but it's supposed to keep the hackers out somehow. What did you say the device is called again? Now I don't worry about anyone hacking my toaster.

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

"You think they all look like security risks."

"You haven't seen security till you've seen it on the iPad 2."

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"Welcome to the team, Mr Ware. What did you say your first name was?"

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

Doorman for the Three Little Pigs

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

"My son uses his license plate as a password. No wonder his computer keeps crashing."

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

'For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!'

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

'I'll need your username and password...'

Consumer Safety Testing Lab. Bake-it Toy Oven. We have lots of work to do --- Now get the lead out!

"Your password must be a minimum of eight characters and contain a cartouche and at least one of the following symbols:"