Password Enthusiast Pillows

The age of passwords.

'We'll never guess her password.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

How to create a password you can remember...

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

Computer password.

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

What security flaw?

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."

Trying to come up with yet another password...

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

"Tech support? I want to get my grades encrypted."

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

"My son uses his license plate as a password. No wonder his computer keeps crashing."

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."