Password Savant Mugs

"I allow you to use my name as your password, so the least you could do is feed me some table scraps from time to time."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

What security flaw?

"You think they all look like security risks."

"You haven't seen security till you've seen it on the iPad 2."

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"Welcome to the team, Mr Ware. What did you say your first name was?"

"My son uses his license plate as a password. No wonder his computer keeps crashing."

Doorman for the Three Little Pigs

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

'For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!'

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

'I'll need your username and password...'

"Your password must be a minimum of eight characters and contain a cartouche and at least one of the following symbols:"

'She's our first born. We haven't picked a name, but it will be case sensitive with at least one numeral.'

'Back in half an hour - make sure the firewall doesn't go out.'