Password Warrior Pillows

"If I didn't need your name to answer a security question..."

A man panic from concerns about hacking.

"It's the only way that I can remember all my passwords..."

Window calls for username and swearword.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

Big Brother.

Information about information about information about information.

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

How to create a password you can remember...

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

Information Security

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

Call Center.

What security flaw?

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."